The Dark Days

Everything weird, dark, strange, or adult rated that ever crossed the Cute Crew's unfortunet path you can find here.

Mike Phelps
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Super-Sexy Seinfeld Slash Fiction
This post is XXX Adults Only!

Jerry: What’s the deal with female ejaculation? Elaine: I don’t know. I’ve never “drained the lady vein,” if you know what I mean. Have you ever turned a woman into Ol’ Faithful? Jerry: Unfortunately, no. I mean, there’s been splashing — maybe wading — but never enough to necessitate a clean-up sponge. Kramer: I am addicted to Oragel! Jerry: What? That stuff you put in your mouth for a toothache? Kramer: Not just the mouth, buddy. Anywhere you want to tingle. Anywhere… sensitive. **raises eyebrows** Elaine: Have you ever put it on a woman’s… **gestures** Kramer: Oh, yeah! She turned into a garden sprinkler! Peeled back my wallpaper! Elaine: That’s what we were just…That’s it! K-Man, it’s your lucky day. Make me a Super-soaker! Jerry: I’ve gotta see this. Kramer: Giddy up! Jerry: What’s the deal with double penetration?
 * Kramer bursts through the door**
 * Elaine strips. Kramer drenches Elaine’s vulva-lips with Orajel; then, he pounds his rock hard pole into the secret cave**
 * Kramer nods. Jerry and Kramer take turns with each of Elaine’s holes, rotating her at a steady rate. The two men fondle each other’s loins with their hands and teeth**

Newman: Can I join? Elaine: No, but you may watch.
 * Newman enters**

George: Why is everyone naked? Why is Elaine’s beautiful chestnut hair drenched in lady-cum? Did you guys have a gangbang? And I missed it? Great! I missed the orgy! I stop for gum, and I miss my life’s only chance at group sex. Elaine: **naked, sweaty and panting** Got any gum?
 * Seinfeld birdn masturbates furiously as the gang ascends into a glorious mutual climax. George enters. At the exact moment, Elaine erupts her lady-cum**

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